The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. It shames her so I put it on when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.
sometimes i like to pretend my activity graph is the arms of a person doing the cha cha slide
this time we’re gonna get funky
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sssslide to the right
take it back now y’all